Three words only

[grannymo]

I'm going to start out with 3 words to start a story, then the next person that gets on adds 3 more words to the story to continue and so on. Try to keep it clean, feel free to make up new characters as you go, add punctuation marks and smilies.

Here are my three words -

One bright day...

[lyapple]

would believe it?

[bhchild]

So I found

[lyapple]

the incriminating information

[Thalamus.]

secretly hidden amongst

[lyapple]

Jemima's store of

[jumpsuit]

victorian erotic literature

[lyapple]

Ecstatic, I removed

[Eloise1]

the 1870 edition

[jumpsuit]

of 'Naughty Butlers'

[Thalamus.]

for fear of